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Pacman Noodles

2011-09-15 12:11:10

@Adbroad was kind enough to send this one along. My eye went first to the pink Pacman on the noodle joint (although whatever that guy is carrying out is NOT Udon). But, drift your eye to the yellow board…

That's a lot of designer bags in one place -- and you can get noodles!

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    Speaking at SXSW March 17th
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    More surreality in Portland
    Nike Takes Over Conquent
    Facebook owns this title
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    A little on Social Media
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    Landing on an Aircraft Carrier
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    Green Chri$tma$
    QA 101
    Portland Snow
    Get some return on that web traffic
    I think they have a backup...
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    The [un]importance of statistics
    Don't be a tool of viral marketing
    CAT Scan!
    Follow up to the shoulder injury
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    On the Santa Monica Pier
    You Designed for Print First
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    What's after the Integrated Circuit?
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    Oversimplifying how people work
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    Watching Starship Troopers AGAIN!
    Better Living Through Twitter
    Lessons Learned From Apple
    It's the Brand, Baby
    Business Architecture vs. Web Construction
    On Truth
    You can't build life
    Accidentally Drunk in Portland
    Al Gore the Winner
    Intelligent life is out there (but it’s bugger all down here on earth)
    Aussie Rules Football
    Trip to Nostalgia Land
    I am such an idiot
    Long day of travel
    Miami -- as far from Portland as you can go in the US
    Inverse Peter Principle
    COMPLETE GEEKOUT:MD5s as database keys
    Random Knowledge
    I'm fascinated with modern plumbing
    Leaving Seattle (or why you should keep your ticket close)
    On the Rails
    The Hive

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