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Johns Daphne vs. Jack Daniels

2011-09-14 14:44:51
Shortcut URL: http://t.conquent.com/yD00

The substitutions are the best part... an upside down number 1 instead of the 7 in "Old No. 7 Brand" and instead of Tennessee Sour Mash it's "Tenderness Sour Mash Whiskey" which makes me think of a creepy Chinese Sling Blade.


But, not only do they cheat you on the brand, but it's only .72 liters!


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