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Now THIS is a collectable figure -- Darth Vader 'Star Knight'

2011-09-25 13:26:10
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From the classic word of George Lucas, and the less classy world of Chinese knock-offs we bring you "Star Knight" -- Darth Vader patrolling the streets with Ponch and John for the good of the Empire.



Of course, if you haven't seen it, the parody of COPS set on Tatooine is well worth the 10 minutes of your life.


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