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Pacman Noodles

2011-09-15 12:11:10
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@Adbroad was kind enough to send this one along. My eye went first to the pink Pacman on the noodle joint (although whatever that guy is carrying out is NOT Udon). But, drift your eye to the yellow board...



That's a lot of designer bags in one place -- and you can get noodles!


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